And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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