I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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