and next time when you feel me up, do it right
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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