I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Just cropdusted the office
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Is Oprah even human
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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