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(612): View more from Minnesota

I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.

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(661): View more from California

Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.

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(212): View more from New York

so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.

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(516): View more from New York

I woke up on my floor...

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I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...

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(850): View more from Florida

Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.

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(519): View more from Ontario

we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning

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(419): View more from Ohio

my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier

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