hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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