I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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