Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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