guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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