is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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