whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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