what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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