HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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