In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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