If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You can make out without kissing
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