So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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