:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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