do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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