So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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