she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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