My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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