Just mADE A PArabola og urine
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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