Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I just forgot I was standing up.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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