ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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