this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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