He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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