Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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