just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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