I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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