Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he fucked my hip out of place.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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