New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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