I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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