And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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