If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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