and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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