No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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