fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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