I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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