why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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