Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
soo... how was my night?
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