shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
my liver is dry heaving
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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