I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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