At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I think i got beer on your cat.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
