Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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