She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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