are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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