Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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