Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
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