yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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