He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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