Don't you send me to vm
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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