it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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