i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
