She is in my trunk
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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