Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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