One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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