just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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