Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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