at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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